What do you think of The Merchandising Of Religion poem?

[elyslund]

For 2 payments of $19.98,
plus shipping and handling,
you can have the Lord's Prayer
peek-a-boo cross and chain.

The Shroud of Turin(collectors' item)
goes to Southerbys.
A piece of the True Cross
in Lowe's lumber section,
and Prada negotiates
marketing of His knock-off
sandals.

Baptisms will use Dasani.

The Second Coming will be
held at a Wal Mart near you.
Stay tuned to Charter Communications
for date and time.

Suffer the little children...
Adults in charge.
Cilla....I can DO that!!! heheheheheheeeeeeee....! Devil goes down to Georgia....


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